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Blue Milk

The origins of this strain are mysterious, as if it came from another galaxy via eons of intergalactic travel – becoming more and more dank on the way. This unique concoction is a blend of tropical flavors including pineapple and dragon fruit with subtle hints of strawberry and lime. Escape to your own private galactic oasis each time you take a rip of Blue Milk.

Clementine

This iconic meld of juicy sweet and a sharp citrus is the delectable yield of a cross between citrus and skunk. Handcrafted with a working medicinal patient’s needs in mind, it’s powerful enough to relax muscles, yet contains a buoying bounce that fosters mental clarity.

GSC

Don’t be fooled by the name, this strain is not to be taken lightly. Unlike the kind little kiddies who show up on your doorstep selling thin mints, samoas, and those delightful peanut butter biscuits, GSC is a true killer. This is the diabolical descendent of two heavy-hitters so magnificent that our lawyers recommended we avoid naming them. Essentially, the only option is to try out GSC. Then, it can put you on your back, flailing limply like an upended turtle. This blend effectively eliminates bummer, stress, and the ability to function normally in social situations. Please use in moderation if you’re headed into the human world. However, if you’re staying in, be prepared to eat everything in the refrigerator as you discover cosmic patterns in the ceiling.

Jack Herer

This blend gets its name from an iconic activist who campaigned for the American presidency twice. While Mr. Herer is no longer with us, his book The Emperor Wears No Clothes lives on, proclaiming the virtues of industrialized production in the industry. The Jack Herer plant is as beloved as the man himself, boasting a near perfect blend of invigoration and effectiveness. Pungently spicy and aromatic, this blend reflects the goodness of the man himself.  Furthermore, the exact genetic history is a mystery.

Tropicana Cookies

This blend is all about maximizing one particular taste. We begin with Clementine’s ripe, sweetly citric vibe – crossbred into the buttery smoothness of Girl Scout Cookies. Properly incubated, Tropicana Cookies arrives on scene. This is an alert, up-at-at-them blend that generates a funky, cheerful atmosphere. Flavor-wise, this packs some serious Tangie zest, prominent and palpable throughout the inhale, hold, and release. Tropicana Cookies is the type of blend to linger on the lips and in the air after a session. It’s bright, lighthearted, and lively – perfect for sharing with an old friend, or making some new ones.

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